I love my job
I lost my job
…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.
“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.”
call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm
‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.
The Avengers cast being perfect.
if you work at an ice cream shop and don’t tell your customers “YOU JUST GOT SOFT SERVED” when you hand them their ice cream, you are missing out on a great opportunity