iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

taylorswift:

I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.

iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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baseballandbeerisallineed:

Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you

"crepuscule
[krep-uh-skyool]"

(noun) In our list of interesting wordscrepscule is defined as the twilight or dusk of the day. As the most romantic and significant period of day; it symbolizes the border between day and night. This period of partial darkness is the most breathtaking, extraterrestrial phenomenon human beings witness everyday. Nevertheless, crepuscule is a metaphor for all borders in life: the haziness of the day, the day’s end, and the uncertainty of the upcoming night, as well as life.  (via wordsnquotes)

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

epic-humor:

I accept nothing

epic-humor:

I accept nothing

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

derpycats:

Just little sam having a nap. #derp #derpycats #kitten 

derpycats:

Just little sam having a nap. #derp #derpycats #kitten 

distressed-kaiju-noises:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet