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mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

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snuffysbox:

twenty4mixtapes:

…aaaand Tom Hanks has his hand caught in a pickle jar.

“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”
“But I want a pickle.” 

#sometimes i remember that tom hanks exists and the world seems a better place.

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enriquesmole:

call him “old sport” just as he’s about to orgasm 

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shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.  

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The Avengers cast being perfect.

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amoying:

if you work at an ice cream shop and don’t tell your customers “YOU JUST GOT SOFT SERVED” when you hand them their ice cream, you are missing out on a great opportunity 

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bunnyfood:

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