vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

xlestatx72:

Sleepy cats…

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

greeneyedgarnet:

spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

that hurt

bitchpuddinq:

why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

nishlo:

wake up america

bevonc:

drawme-aheart:

ellosteph:

I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it

my life is changed

the guy in the back tryna get up on it 

bevonc:

drawme-aheart:

ellosteph:

I don’t know anyone who has seen this on their dash and not reblogged it

my life is changed

the guy in the back tryna get up on it 

donutlikeu:

scraggay:

slam nunk

the score is 6 to nun 

donutlikeu:

scraggay:

slam nunk

the score is 6 to nun 

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.