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Jocelyn. 18. I read books and dance and stuff. I reblog awesome shit. Ask me more.
P.S.: The reference of this blog title can be found here.

  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
thatfunnyblog: ~*~*~ AIR GIVEAWAY ~*~*~ so today i was walking around my house and i realized that its filled with so much more air than i could ever breathe in a week. naturally i have no use for the excess so as a thank you for -24 followers i am giving away all this fantastic air*!! it is actual, real air up for grabs here ladies n gents rules:  reblog as much as you like follow me keep your askbox open become a satanist if you win, please send me your address and a comprehensive list of your most deadly allergies and we should probably be able to work something out for shipping *it is not new air. i have breathed some of it. just a little though

thatfunnyblog:

~*~*~ AIR GIVEAWAY ~*~*~

so today i was walking around my house and i realized that its filled with so much more air than i could ever breathe in a week. naturally i have no use for the excess so as a thank you for -24 followers i am giving away all this fantastic air*!! it is actual, real air up for grabs here ladies n gents

rules: 

  1. reblog as much as you like
  2. follow me
  3. keep your askbox open
  4. become a satanist

if you win, please send me your address and a comprehensive list of your most deadly allergies and we should probably be able to work something out for shipping

*it is not new air. i have breathed some of it. just a little though

(Source: godheadcomplex)

  • Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
  • Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
  • me: *sneezes*
  • everyone:
  • someone else: *sneezes*
  • teacher: bless you
  • students: bless you
  • principal: bless you
  • class hamster: bless you
  • jesus: bless you
  • god: bless you
  • tupac: bless you
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Iraq Lobster by Peter Griffin ft. Iraq Lobster

(Source: ptrparker)

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