- Me: =(
- Me: I'm unhappy
- Me: I need a puppy to cuddle
- Noah: Or me!
- Me: I want a puppy with floppy ears
- Me: Because the alternative is you with floppy ears
- Me: And no offense babe but I don't think you can pull off the floppy ears look
- Noah: Hey!!
- Noah: Nah, you're right, I can't
- Noah: :(
- Me: I'm sorry
- Noah: It's okay
- Me: So it says Toph has a daughter
- Me: But the father is unknown
- Me: So I bet the father is either The Duke
- Me: (which the writers hinted at at the end of the series)
- Me: OR, Toph is asexual
- Me: and Lin just sprang into being one day when Toph was popping boils
- J: I want cheesecake.
- J: TODAAAAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOOOUUU
- J: BY NOW YOU SHOULDA SOMEHOW REALIZED WHAT YOU GOTTA DOOOO
- N: BY NOW YOU SHOULDA SOMEHOW REALIZED WHAT YOU'RE NOT TO DO
- N: no its my turn! >:(
- J: No meeeeeee!
- J: I DONT BELIEVE THAT AAAAAAAANYBOOOODY FEELS THE WAY I DO, ABOUT YOU NOOOOWWW
- N: BECAUSE MAAAAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEWE
- J: Maybewe: an indecisive sheep
- N: AHAHAHAHA that legitimately made me laugh really loud in the middle of the library
Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.
John Green (via worldnspins)
(Source: 500daysofkissingmypillow, via younopoo)
Perhaps the greatest faculty our minds possess is the ability to cope with pain. Classic thinking teaches us of the four doors of the mind, which everyone moves though according to their need.
First is the door of sleep. Sleep offers us a retreat from the world and all its pain. Sleep marks passing time, giving us distance from the things that have hurt us. When a person is wounded they will often fall unconscious. Similarly, someone who hears traumatic news will often swoon or faint. This is the mind’s way of protecting itself from pain by stepping through the first door.
Second is the door of forgetting. Some wounds are too deep to heal, or there is no healing to be done. The saying “time heals all wounds” is false. Time heals most wounds. The rest are hidden behind this door.
Third is the door of madness. There are times when the mind is dealt such a blow it hides itself in insanity. While this may not seem beneficial, it is. There are times when reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind.
Last is the door of death. The final resort. Nothing can hurt us after we are dead, or so we have been told.
-Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind.
- F: hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
- that was divertido
- J: I know
- My life belongs on a television show
- F: ¿?
- J: Because I am so funny
- People should tune in to watch me every saturday night
- F: TRUE
- you also are very humble
- dont forget!
- hey
- maybe we should have a show juntos
- we can call it something like
- (let me think haha)
- the show of a dumb spanish and jocelyn????
- no encuentro nada ingenioso
- J: hmm
- "el genio y la fresita"
- F: also valid
- J: or is it la genio since I am a girl?
- F: exactly!
- I didnt want to tell you because it would be even more hilarious
- J: Well
- my friends do say that I am a man
- so perhaps it would make sense
- F: why do they say that?
- because you are rough and tall?
- and you look just like a quarterback?
- J: exactamente
- F: you look like a normal person to me
- whatever
- you should show them your penis
- to prove your masculinity
- (thats what I do all the time haha)
A text chat between Colin and I.
- C: Ho
- J: Skank
- C: Bitch
- J: U a slut
- C: U a fugly ho
- J: Yo mama would know
- C: No but yours would
- J: Only when she was looking at yo ugly ass
- C: But I had a picture of u taped over me, so she saw yo ugly ass
- J: Weirdo why the hell would you have a picture of me taped over you?? Creep
- J: Hahahahhahaha I'm just imagining you walking around campus like that
- C: Imperio! Now i command u to shut it
- C: Hahahahaha
- J: Bitch yo ass can't handle no unforgivable curses. You can't even do wingardium fuckin leviosa
- C: Hahahahahhhahahah fuck yo butthole
- J: I win.
We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In may ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because. That’s as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite; to know the flaws and love them too? That is rare and pure and perfect.
Patrick Rothfuss
I don’t know but I’m sore and I want to go home
- Me: shut up
- Me: I'll kill your cat
- Sam: k
- Sam: do it then
- Me: I will!
- Me: All I have to do is feed her until she dies
- Sam: ...
- Sam: you could do that with any cat
- Me: shhhhhh
- Me: I'm practicing on my cat right now
- Jocelyn says (9: 49 PM)
- So what are you going to do now?
- Noah says (9: 51 PM)
- We're gettng dinner and looking over critique sheets. Then late night paaaarty haha we're such dorks
- Jocelyn says (9: 51 PM)
- sounds rambunctious
- Noah says (9: 51 PM)
- I hate that word =P
- haha
- Jocelyn says (9: 52 PM)
- haha why?
- Noah says (9: 52 PM)
- Its uuuugly
- Jocelyn says (9: 55 PM)
- I don't see it
- Noah says (9: 56 PM)
- It's like "crusty", just sounds nasty
- Jocelyn says (9: 56 PM)
- we talked about uncomfortable words in psych. like moist. supple. gonads. hahaha
- Noah says (9: 57 PM)
- Ahhh stop iiiiiit!!!!
- haha
- Jocelyn says (9: 57 PM)
- GONADSGONADSGONADSGONADSGONADS
- Me: Jalen, Jalen look! Look what I got! You know what I got?
- J: No, what?
- Me: SOKKA! I got SOKKA, Jalen! From The Last Airbender! Did you see that movie?
- J: No
- Me: I didn't either but I heard it sucked. But SOKKA! He's my favorite character!! I LOVE THE SERIES!!!!
- Alex: (from the other table) YOU'RE SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (via kari-shma)
(Source: kari-shma, via ilikeyourbeard)
Les temps sont durs pour les reveurs.
Amélie (via sensiblynonsensical) CLAYTON I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
(Source: cette-coquette, via alittlebitstrange)
‘That’s right,’ said Luna encouragingly, as if they were back in the Room of Requirement and this was simply spell practice for the D.A. “That’s right Harry…come on, think of something happy…”
“Something happy?” he said, his voice cracked.
“We’re all still here,” she whispered, “we’re still fighting. Come on, now…”
There was a silver spark, then a wavering light, and then, with the greatest effort it had ever cost him, the stag burst from the end of Harry’s wand.
“The Elder Wand”, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
